therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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(via yourpubes)

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

(via yourpubes)

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: milch, via beyoncethesloth)

surprisebitch:

omfg its her

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(Source: darkchibishadow, via krisjener)

britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…

(via d0nn0)

(Source: pattinson-mcguinness, via bertholdty)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via okaymad)

(via meanies)

(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours, via mackleheapsmore)

vampire-weekling:

My therapist just doesn’t understand how motivating this quote is to me.

(via charlixcxvevo)

fuck-yourstandards:

In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit

(via milkgif)

sassiestnugget:

i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????

(via nuking)

screamandshout:

when you try to tell a joke but nobody gets it

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(via nugget-lover)

sunharry:

"wurst feeling i evr felt in me life.. standn ther.. waiting fer yer name te be called.. n then it snot.. sory"

(via mackleheapsmore)

(Source: collegehumor, via raviravioli)

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