(Source: cockblocksquad, via zaynmalikeatsass)

my friend: i met a guy
me: i just started a new tv show

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

(Source: outraged, via shouldnt)

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

(Source: religiousmom, via coluring)

agoodgirlneverlies:

daddiescummies:

michaxl:

reblogging so i never lose this. ever

(via imyoursociallyspookyfriend)

Cop: Have you been drinking?
Me: I been drankin'
Cop: Surfbort
Me: Surfbort

spockisinthetardis:

marauders4evr:

Alright, folks.

I know that some of you are heading off to college.

And you’re nervous.

So let me answer one question that you’re all thinking about and spare you some awkwardness and embarrassment:

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

You do not need to ask to use the bathroom in college.

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK TO USE THE BATHROOM IN COLLEGE.

That is all.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO JUST GET UP AND WALK OUT WITHOUT EXPLAINING MYSELF???

(via hotboyproblems)

gifsboom:

Man Saves a Shark

(via coluring)

(Source: qq45xx, via surprisebitch)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via zaynsbro)

maliks-butt:

awholelottaono:

This is fucking better water bending than the entire last air bender movie

(Source: coordihyung, via sniffing)

sloth-grunge:

i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive

(via fisno)

tittily:

cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore

(Source: les-memorables, via voldesnorts)

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