baracknobama:

*TURNS OFF WIFI* PAY ATTENTION TO ME

(via shouldnt)

lamelohan:

whenever i forget my headphones at home

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(via sarcastic-snowflake)

vampirevvekend:

my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it

(via orgasm)

amandagoodbyeness:

WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINEimage

(via penisvvrinkle)

peperomint:

when u dislike a song on an 8tracks but u dont dislike it enough 2 waste a skip on it so u just gotta suffer thru

(via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

(via mackleheapsmore)

iggyazaleasss:

sitting in math like

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(Source: plastic-tit, via stop)

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

(Source: fymodernfamily, via beyoncethesloth)

Anonymous asked:
Is your dick hard?

20daysofjune:

no but life is

Anonymous asked:
Your blog sucks

gnarly:

get out me blog

 

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

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(via bastille)

ronaldkn0x:

this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”

(Source: tachibanamakotos, via gilmorellamas)

(Source: mr-styles, via bewbies)

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