(Source: drivahrollupthepartishun, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: garynguyen, via beyoncevevo)

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

(Source: queenbandaid, via potter-who-locked)

this would be me if my  school burned down 

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(Source: kashief, via conflicting)

(Source: ohmyharolds, via jawllines)

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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(via nippleicious)

handjob:

getting that look from your parents when your sibling curses

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(via theshadowsthatgobumpinthenight)

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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(via hate)

michaelgordons:

Things Every Girl Should Know - Anna Akana 

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via dulect)

sniffling:

the only advice you’ll ever need

(Source: twibs, via thefunniestblogger)

(Source: iraffiruse, via potter-who-locked)

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

(via guy)

lannistershavethephonebox:

icebergshanti:

romulusxeatsxremus:

cozyqueen:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 13

Where is 12?

fuck 12

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(via cableclips)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff
Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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