when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
In high school ya gotta learn that if you’re late you might as well be hella late and go have some breakfast or some shit
i hate when teachers are like “sorry if im grumpy ive had a class each period haha” like ????? what do you think students do?????
"wurst feeling i evr felt in me life.. standn ther.. waiting fer yer name te be called.. n then it snot.. sory"